http://www.wabb.com/screwynewschannel/home.aspxHighlights from the local or national news that are strange, silly, or just plain screwy en-usCopyright 2010, WABB-FMWed, 12 May 2010 12:43:00 GMThttp://emmisinteractive.com Officials with the Miss USA contest released promo photos of all the pageant contestants this week.  They're pretty hot, and a lot more suggestive than in the past.       --The theme was "Waking Up In Vegas."  Think:  Fishnets, boy shorts, corsets, posing on beds, stuff like that.  You'll definitely feel like a dirty old man looking at them.     --The M...http://www.wabb.com/ScrewyNewschannel/Story.aspx?ID=1228841http://www.wabb.com/ScrewyNewschannel/Story.aspx?ID=1228841Wed, 12 May 2010 12:39:55 GMT It's no secret that all the readily available smut online has caused "Playboy's" circulation numbers to take a nosedive.  So it's no surprise they're jumping on the 3-D bandwagon and resorting to gimmicks like THIS . . .     --Next month's issue of "Playboy" will feature a 3-D photo of centerfold Hope Dworaczyk. And it even comes with a pair of 3-D glasses.     --In the pi...http://www.wabb.com/ScrewyNewschannel/Story.aspx?ID=1228843http://www.wabb.com/ScrewyNewschannel/Story.aspx?ID=1228843Wed, 12 May 2010 12:41:57 GMT Just when you thought the Internet couldn't possibly be nastier than it already is, we get THIS insanity . . .     --There's a website that's operated out of the UK called CrabRevenge.com.  Basically, it sells GENITAL LICE, which you can use to infect your cheating ex, or any other person who may have ticked you off.     --According to the website, quote, "We sell you crab...http://www.wabb.com/ScrewyNewschannel/Story.aspx?ID=1228844http://www.wabb.com/ScrewyNewschannel/Story.aspx?ID=1228844Wed, 12 May 2010 12:43:00 GMT We spend a lot of time making jokes about all the ridiculous differences between men and women.  And I'll admit it . . . sometimes we can rely a little too heavily on stupid gender stereotypes to get a laugh.      --But there's no denying that SOMETIMES the stereotypes are true.     --To prove my point, here are four gender stereotypes that actually ARE backed up by s...http://www.wabb.com/ScrewyNewschannel/Story.aspx?ID=1228401http://www.wabb.com/ScrewyNewschannel/Story.aspx?ID=1228401Tue, 11 May 2010 12:43:33 GMT Guys . . . this is just a heads-up to let you know that if you want to have kids, it's better to start trying sooner rather than later.      --At least that's according to a new study from the University of Copenhagen in Denmark, which found that ONE in FIVE men between the ages of 18 and 25 produce abnormally low levels of spermatozoa.      --Of those men, just 5% to...http://www.wabb.com/ScrewyNewschannel/Story.aspx?ID=1228403http://www.wabb.com/ScrewyNewschannel/Story.aspx?ID=1228403Tue, 11 May 2010 12:44:16 GMT Ladies, I don't care how angry you are at your ex-boyfriend.  Under no circumstances is THIS acceptable . . .     --31-year-old Ricardo Morais lives in Lincoln, England (--about 125 miles north of London).     --In 2008, he broke up with his girlfriend of four years, 29-year-old Tatiana Bastos, and started dating another woman.  Tatiana wasn't exactly thrilled about i...http://www.wabb.com/ScrewyNewschannel/Story.aspx?ID=1228404http://www.wabb.com/ScrewyNewschannel/Story.aspx?ID=1228404Tue, 11 May 2010 12:47:32 GMT Over the years, reality TV has only gotten more and more soulless and disgusting.  So I guess it was only a matter of time before someone came up with THIS idea . . .     --A little over a year ago, a guy named Justin Sisely started looking for a group of men and women to participate in a new Australian reality TV show.      --The idea was that they'd auction off thei...http://www.wabb.com/ScrewyNewschannel/Story.aspx?ID=1228407http://www.wabb.com/ScrewyNewschannel/Story.aspx?ID=1228407Tue, 11 May 2010 12:48:52 GMT Before you run out and get another stupid tattoo that could be construed as offensive in any way, you might want to think about how it could affect your future.     --And I'm not just talking about what your boss will think of the massive pot leaf tat on your neck.  I'm talking about what the government will think.  Listen to this . . .     --Recently, an unidentified...http://www.wabb.com/ScrewyNewschannel/Story.aspx?ID=1227936http://www.wabb.com/ScrewyNewschannel/Story.aspx?ID=1227936Mon, 10 May 2010 12:30:19 GMT Last month, a Canadian guy identified only as Josiah took a vacation in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.  While he was there, he and his girlfriend adopted a small dog they named Paco.  But here's where things get messed up . . .     --Last week, Josiah and his girlfriend flew home on Delta Airlines.  Since Paco was too big to fly as carry-on luggage, he had to be checked as bagga...http://www.wabb.com/ScrewyNewschannel/Story.aspx?ID=1227937http://www.wabb.com/ScrewyNewschannel/Story.aspx?ID=1227937Mon, 10 May 2010 12:33:21 GMT Meet 26-year-old Michelle Thomas of Hudson, Texas (--in the eastern part of the state, about 125 miles northeast of Houston).     --Last Tuesday, Michelle's unidentified common-law husband called the cops on her after she attacked him with a pair of scissors.  He suffered cuts on his chest, thumb and knee, but none of his injuries were all that severe.      --But the ...http://www.wabb.com/ScrewyNewschannel/Story.aspx?ID=1227938http://www.wabb.com/ScrewyNewschannel/Story.aspx?ID=1227938Mon, 10 May 2010 12:38:18 GMT