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3/31/2010
I recently found a friend on Face book with his new "Life-partner" and was shocked since growing up with this guy we had plenty of sleep overs and he had girlfriends too... But never pegged him to "Play for the other team" as they say! When did you make a discovery that an old friend was gay and how did you find out???
Ms. Venus gave us her "Gay-Dar" TIPS this morning:
1. Tight Pants
2. Eye Liner
3. Wax Eyebrows into a very thin line!
4. Well Manicured Hair
5. The "Broken" Wrist (Limp Wrist)
6. Crossed Legs when seated
7. Bronzer
8. Too much lip gloss!
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3/31/2010
Everyone wants to make more money. But being a good employee is only half the battle. You also have to get in good with the boss without resorting to brown-nosing.
--Here are four phrases your boss would love to hear you say more often . . .
#1.) "GOOD NEWS!" Your boss has to deal with problems all day long. And problems are always BAD news. So whenever you've got GOOD news, speak up.
#2.) "NO PROBLEM." You'd be surprised how much whining and complaining bosses have to put up with from employees. So if your boss asks you to do something and you know you can handle it, let him know it'll get done.
--And don't complain about the extra work. He'll remember.
#3.) "IT'S ALREADY BEING TAKEN CARE OF." Sooner or later, you're gonna screw up. So when you do, do two things. First, figure out how to fix it. Then, tell your boss what happened and what your plan is.
--If you tell him the problem AND the solution, it won't seem like such a big deal.
#4.) "I FOUND A WAY TO DO IT CHEAPER." This one REALLY gets their attention. Remember, ...
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3/25/2010
I like to Flirt!
I call everyone "Baby!" or "Honey!"
I date him cause he's gotta BOAT!
Just lettin u know "I'm Crazy"
I Don't know what it's like being in a relationship cause I LUV being single!
OTHER WOMEN…
I hate your mom.
I hate my thighs.
When we’re married….
I’ll try anything once!
Annnddd…
My ex used to do the same thing!
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3/23/2010
Spanish Fort, its "Spanglish" Fort.
Citronelle- citro-hell or citro-smell
Chickasaw- Chickaswitch
Schillinger Road- Shit-Slinger road
Johnna remember Mary G Montgomery was "mary g mont hump me?"
Pen"suck"ola
Pensacola - U.C.L.A. Upper corner of lower alabama
Nicknames for Fairhope since there is nothing to do here: Nohope
Fairhope and also Mayberry.
Hurley, MS - Hurleywood
Bay minette was always called B-Town!
Vancleave miss! Is known as hotown and van"cleavage"
Sorryland = Saraland
Pace, FL is known for 'Peace of Ass Comes Easy'.
Satsuma=slutsuma
Barfne = Daphne
Gautier, MS known as BLOSHAY or HOSHAY or NOSHAY take your pic
Gulf shores as Ho shores
McIntosh is called McIntrash by local high school rivals
Pascagoula is also known as Pas the doobie
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3/19/2010
Speedos: OK, this also made "Undateable"'s list, but we feel the need to reiterate, as it was the first Tourette's-like exclamation out of our mouths. Even if you're European. With a god-like body. You can't get away with wearing the bottom half of a bikini on a beach. The same effects it has on your man sack, boys, the Speedo has on a girl's libido.
Mr. Have You Met My Chest? In other words, the guy who stubbornly (and regretfully) refuses to ever button his two top buttons. The fact remains: However smooth or hairy, bare chests are tacky. You're not in GQ, and nobody wants to see those curlicues God gave you -- especially at a restaurant.
Super-Dirty Baseball Caps: Yeah, we get that it's your lucky hat. All we're saying is, hose it down every once in a while. Otherwise, we assume your head smells. And you can imagine where we go from there. Besides, all you have to do is stick the stinking thing in the dishwasher. (You're welcome.)
Bad Spellers: We solemnly swear it's impossible to swoon when a guy doesn't know the difference between "definitely" and "defiantly." In fact, when one of our former dates ...
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